Puzzle #175: Fun Names

This puzzle is not so math-oriented. Instead, try thinking about things differently.

Can you have fun with company names and how the fun version might be marketed?

When I lived in Bellingham, I came up with a spoof version of Horizon Bank. “Tired of dealing with banks with their headquarters in huge skyscrapers? Deal with a bank that is down to earth. Come to Horizontal Bank. Member FDIC.”

Give the correct (or known-by) name of a company, your fun name (one point), and marketing message (optional and also one point). Note that the fun version need not be in the same business. It just has to sound similar. Now, keep doing it.

How many points can you get out of Kamloops?

Submit your answer to Gene Wirchenko <genew@telus.net>. Your answer should be in the form of a proof. That means to show how your answer must be correct. The deadline is Wednesday, October 12, 2016 at noon Pacific Time. I will post the answer shortly after.