Gene the T-Rex?

Well, I did get that job that I mentioned last week. I was handling rock samples today, heavy rock samples.

I am a T-Rex.

A ferocious carnivore that can rip into other animals and really chow down?

No.

More like, I have spindly, little arms like a T-Rex. (Have you ever wondered about a T-Rex’s arms?)

Time to build up some muscle.